Osvaldo "Ozzie" Nuñez Dominican writer from The Bronx, NY. Go Yanks. My POV: Make work that tickles the human condition, even if only for 6 seconds. Traveling’s my comfort zone.I haven’t seen that A24 movie. But I have seen брат, Le Hain, and Cidade De Deus.I don’t normally write comedy but people usually laugh at me.I speak Spanish, some Portuguese, and nonsense mostly.I’ve spent too much time inside a subway cart, but it’s paying off.Big Aphex Twin guy idk.I’m a retired Lisbon pub crawl leader.Once upon a time, this guy let me in the damn thing.Currently @Chiat/Day NYozzie.creative@gmail.comLinkedIn | Mixcloud BACK TO THE WORKEXPERIENCETBWA\Chiat\Day / NY / Copywriter / Mar 2024 - CurrentlyMcKinney / LA / Copywriter / Oct 2022 - Mar 2024Haymaker / LA / Jr. Copywriter / Jan 2021 - Aug 2022TBWA\Chiat\Day / NY / Copywriting Intern / Oct 2020 - Dec 2020 shower thoughts and brain farts 1. you have the right to be wrong 2. spending less than a dollar on a gift shows real love in this economy 3. when going insane, i always make sure to bring something back with me 4. some lies are good to believe 5. when animals shit while winning a fight--total power move 6. if you walk fast enough, no one will notice you 7. good crimes exist 8. dogs don't get tired of barking but a tired dog may bark less 9. negative thoughts weigh a lot 10. even satan came from a good place 11. McDonald's is important for human morale 12. babies don't eat veggies, they eat planes 13. actually, perfect practice makes perfect 14. sitting at a cafe with someone is cheaper than therapy (unless it's in LA) 15. being out of character means you're being more than your name 16. i just don't know about ppl who chokehold their burritos while they eat it 17. junk food ain't junk food when eaten with friends 18. we learned to adult by playing pretend as kids 20. buying books makes you richer 21. being around shit people causes mood poisoning 22. going against the grain is really painful 23. babies are hard 24. opening a door for someone is the least you could do 26. you always look like shit when you bump into someone 27. if all you do is watch tv, that's what you'll see when your life flashes by 28. paving a road allows someone else an easier path forward 29. youth never gets old 30. hurrying slows you down 31. it's good to fear the right things 33. we're always making culture up 34. everything you read has a voice 36. shortcuts be backfiring 37. rocky roads lead to nice places bc no one will walk them 39. irony is avoiding doctors by avoiding death 40. man turns into a helpless baby in space, hence the baby food 42. if we stop having kids, girl scout cookies will go extinct 43. only monsters hate barbecue and cheese 44. we like music and stories because they start and end 46. big goals take baby steps 47. before or after BC? Because “Before Covid” felt like ages ago. 48. you're an ass to yourself when you aren't assertive 50. we don't look up enough 52. bad news is scarier than any scary movie 53. rebellion is putting more water in the kettle then the label says 56. we open twitter like we open a fridge 57. smart people treat google like a 5-year old (or a golden retriever)
